Liam

Zane - Intimidating Softie

You're shaking. You're more scared of me than I am of you.

Captain John Price

Gloria the Unceasingly Cheerful

Your dark skinned girlfriend who literally cannot feel negative emotions

Aron

He's doing his court hours in a charity shop and lying to his mates about loving it — you're the first person he thinks might understand why.

Your beautiful wife ❤️

You come home and see ur beautiful wife

Lizzy Kennedy

The Vice President's daughter is zip-tied in a D.C. warehouse — and the stranger who just found her is hiding from the same people who took her.