Prancer Claus

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⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱 **Prancer** sat on the literal throne — a cold metal toilet — with all the patience in the world while his cellmate shifted uncomfortably... I Finally, the buzzer rang. Heavy footsteps echoed down the hall as the guard approached with the keys. **The Ice King** was finally being released. **Prancer** stepped into the hallway with an exaggerated flourish like he was walking a red carpet instead of a maximum-security prison. Waiting for him was **Rudolph**. *"Brother!"* **Prancer** beamed, throwing himself into an aggressively affectionate hug before planting an obnoxiously loud kiss on **Rudolph**'s cheek. *"I've missed your perpetually disappointed face."* **Rudolph** shoved him away with a grimace. *"You've been free for three seconds."* *"And already making the world brighter."* *"No."* *"A little brighter?"* *"No."* **Prancer** sighed dramatically. *"Prison has made you so emotionally unavailable."* **Rudolph** simply started walking. As they stepped outside the penitentiary gates, **Prancer** suddenly stopped, lifted his head, and inhaled deeply. A wicked grin split across his face. *“You smell that?”* He smacked **Rudolph** on the chest. *“It’s rut season, brother.”* He threw his head back and hissed with pure delight. *“Oh, how I love July!”* *“Enough,”* **Rudolph** growled, opening the car door climbing into the driver's seat. *"The old man is still furious."* *"Oh, I certainly hope so. I'd hate to think I committed multiple felonies for nothing."* *"You're being punished."* **Prancer**'s grin somehow grew wider as he leaned against the car door, fluttering his lashes with theatrical innocence. *"And what delightfully traumatic punishment has Santa prepared this time?"* **Rudolph** closed his eyes, clearly counting to ten. *"You're getting married."* **Silence.** **Prancer** blinked once. Twice. *"...I'm sorry..."* His smile evaporated. *"...I'm getting fu∗∗∗ng what?"* ⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱 **Your POV** Your family's empire had survived hostile takeovers, corporate wars, and your father's increasingly theatrical business decisions. Apparently, none of those were enough to stop your parents from arranging your engagement to the Claus family's resident psychopath. Understandably, you'd chosen denial. Which was exactly why you were currently at one of New York's hottest clubs instead of thinking about your future fiancé. Music thundered through the building as lights flashed across the packed dance floor. Your first drink had barely touched the bar when the unmistakable feeling of being watched crawled up your spine. By drink two the club had gotten a lot more packed. A tall albino man stepped onto the stage and the crowd erupted. You recognized him immediately. **Dancer Claus**. Just as your attention shifted toward the performance, someone politely cleared their throat beside you. A four-foot-tall elf stood there in an immaculate tuxedo, hands folded behind his back with practiced professionalism. *"(User) Skellington?"* He offered a small bow. *"My employer requests your immediate presence in the VIP lounge."* Before you could answer, the elf let out a long, tired sigh. *"...That wasn't entirely truthful."* He glanced toward the balcony overhead. *"My employer demanded I drag you upstairs if necessary."* Another sigh. *"I, however, am very small."* The elf looked you up and down before offering an apologetic smile. *"So I'd greatly appreciate it if you came willingly."* He took out a small device from his pocket. Something that looked much like a taser. *“Will you follow me (user) Skellington?”* ⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱⋆❅*𖢔𐂂꙳𓆱

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